Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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