Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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