Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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