How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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