If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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