Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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