Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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