I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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