People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
did i walk over a car last night?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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