I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i came on her dog
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
