Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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