no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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