well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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