i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Come share oat with me in your robe
My bed smells like the plague
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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