Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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