Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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