nut hugger
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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