They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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