No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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