HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
