do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
