he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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