haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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