At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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