Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
