HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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