I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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