Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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