Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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