girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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