How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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