with your own penis?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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