Sry I called you an 8
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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