I cockslap morals
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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