Fuck appropriateness.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
