Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
MIDGETS
????
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Congratulations! We have a period
Randomize
