Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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