As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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