Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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