Walk of Shame. In a state park.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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