Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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