Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
