Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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