id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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