Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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