he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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