Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
These tits shall not be calmed
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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