The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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