So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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