What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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