I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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