You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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