was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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