I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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