i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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